Haikus

I see my true love

Mustard, it's just out of reach

My day is ruined.

The end

I hear Mustard's call

It forces me back from work

I love my mustard.

The end

I go to the store

The mustard is out of stock

I drown in sorrow.

The end

Today, mustard leaves.

Life will never be the same.

I need my mustard.

The end

I go to Starbucks

They don't have any mustard

I blow up Starbucks.

The end